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Angel dragon!!!!
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!Just so you know there is a trigger warning!
(WARNING)
So I personally think the Angel dragon community is corrupt , and I know you guys are already saying
"oh no"
" but there so cute and cuddly "
" your just a hater"
Well hang on asshole I'm about to explain...using muffins.
But please know I have Angel dragons of my own yes so ya I'm kinda a hypocrite but besides that, lemme explain.
So imagine some one bakes a banana nut muffins, and it's the first time some one has ever made one. And ever thinks it's amazing and wonderful and every on goes nuts over it. But soon every one wants one. They ask the baker how to make one right? And it seems simple but this bakers a dick! They say you can make your own banana nut muffin, but, you can't use the same kinds of nuts nor can you use the same brand of bananas on and another thing you can't name your muffin anything that sounds similar to banana nut muffin. And if you don't wanna deal with that bull don't worry there are "bakers" willing to make muffins for you, just say what you want it to look like and they bake it for a price. And if you don't wanna do that they have auctions for them and trust me I've seen muffins (Angel dragons) sell up to 250 dollars! Now that sounds sweat right especially if your a baker(artist) and you need some cash, we'll hold tot horses that's not easy either. After you followed the almighty guidelines you can only sell two muffins per week
Do you see the bull shit now? But wait it gets better
Saw some one makes a blueberry muffins and says
" hey this is just like a banana nut muffin"
Every one starts going batman crazy over these new muffins now saying how good they are and how cool they look. But to the original baker of the banana nut muffins ( *cough* *cough* telephone) this isn't good, some one has stolen her recipe and made it there own and that's a big no no. Now comes the drama both sides collide saying they have the right to bake and claim what ever muffin they create. Soon the white knights appear and the battle lines are drawn. But then some bad happens people start turning on the blue berry muffins. Why you ask? Well the banana nut muffins have a larger following of " good hearted" people that love to attack from behind a screen. Soon blueberry muffins are a thing of the past and banana nut muffins are supreme. And the original baker form a empire full of bakers and other followers blindly following there leader.
So I hope you followed all that. I mean it's crazy right? Now if you got lost lemme give a brief explanation of why I have a problem with Angel dragons. Personality I don't believe you can just make up a species and call it yours and make all these shitty rules about how another's can make one. It sounds completely ridiculous and the worst part is they are making money off of this and pushing down any one that gets in there way
Welp that was my rant for the night lol 😂
(WARNING)
So I personally think the Angel dragon community is corrupt , and I know you guys are already saying
"oh no"
" but there so cute and cuddly "
" your just a hater"
Well hang on asshole I'm about to explain...using muffins.
But please know I have Angel dragons of my own yes so ya I'm kinda a hypocrite but besides that, lemme explain.
So imagine some one bakes a banana nut muffins, and it's the first time some one has ever made one. And ever thinks it's amazing and wonderful and every on goes nuts over it. But soon every one wants one. They ask the baker how to make one right? And it seems simple but this bakers a dick! They say you can make your own banana nut muffin, but, you can't use the same kinds of nuts nor can you use the same brand of bananas on and another thing you can't name your muffin anything that sounds similar to banana nut muffin. And if you don't wanna deal with that bull don't worry there are "bakers" willing to make muffins for you, just say what you want it to look like and they bake it for a price. And if you don't wanna do that they have auctions for them and trust me I've seen muffins (Angel dragons) sell up to 250 dollars! Now that sounds sweat right especially if your a baker(artist) and you need some cash, we'll hold tot horses that's not easy either. After you followed the almighty guidelines you can only sell two muffins per week
Do you see the bull shit now? But wait it gets better
Saw some one makes a blueberry muffins and says
" hey this is just like a banana nut muffin"
Every one starts going batman crazy over these new muffins now saying how good they are and how cool they look. But to the original baker of the banana nut muffins ( *cough* *cough* telephone) this isn't good, some one has stolen her recipe and made it there own and that's a big no no. Now comes the drama both sides collide saying they have the right to bake and claim what ever muffin they create. Soon the white knights appear and the battle lines are drawn. But then some bad happens people start turning on the blue berry muffins. Why you ask? Well the banana nut muffins have a larger following of " good hearted" people that love to attack from behind a screen. Soon blueberry muffins are a thing of the past and banana nut muffins are supreme. And the original baker form a empire full of bakers and other followers blindly following there leader.
So I hope you followed all that. I mean it's crazy right? Now if you got lost lemme give a brief explanation of why I have a problem with Angel dragons. Personality I don't believe you can just make up a species and call it yours and make all these shitty rules about how another's can make one. It sounds completely ridiculous and the worst part is they are making money off of this and pushing down any one that gets in there way
Welp that was my rant for the night lol 😂
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